Planet of the Apes

I was a monkey. And a plain one at that. This is the only plausible explanation for my spending Friday evening reading Darwin’s Origin of Species instead of attempting to propagate my genetic line. Darwin, you see, had observed that monkeys with brightly-colored...
Sunny Side Up

Sunny Side Up

“Nothing is funnier than unhappiness, I grant you that. Yes, yes, it’s the most comical thing in the world.” —Samuel Beckett I like Bruce Springsteen. I have listened to the Greatest Hits CD a few hundred times. I guess pathos appeals to me. I am not a happy person....